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i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked. 

This is taking to a whole nother level of landing the guy you want. This girl is my idol.

A breakthrough in the Madeleine McCann?

There could be a possibly breakthrough in the Madeleine McCann case this week. Roderick McDonald, 76, a convicted child sex offender was arrested this week in a case to do with a 13 year old girl but will also be questioned about the child trafficking ring in Spain. The McCann family whose daughter went missing in 2007 might finally get some clues into what could have possibly happened to their daughter seven years ago. McDonald has been on the run since being convicted in 2012 of abusing two young girls and police believe that he could or may possibly have something to do with the disappearance of Madeleine. For a family who has been suffering for too long this could be the breakthrough that they have been hoping for. To read more about the case and this story go to And also while were at it tell me what you think. Do you think they will find her alive or dead? Or do you think they will ever know what happened to her?  

mo0nkat: About that last meal thing... It's obviously someone trolling, don't believe everything on the internet lol ^^'

I would normally agree with you but it is real.

Fans make a shrine to Harry Styles vomit

Ok I am all for Harry shrines but this is taking it too far. So this week the one direction star was driving down a Los Angeles high when he was forced to pull over because of a dodgy stomach probably from attending Lily Allen’s birthday party the night before. Now this is where it gets a little bit to creepy for me so of course the paparazzi took pictures of him throwing up (why? I don’t know) but some very “loving” 1D fans saw this and well made a shrine for his vomit. Yes that’s right his vomit. Now this is enough to make me want to throw up why would anyone want to remember this? So can someone help me out here why would anyone do this? If you wanna know more about the story go to

This is disgusting!

I could not believe this story when I first heard about it! But it’s true. So this weekend a cannibalistic pedophile who is about to be executed in Texas this weekend asked that his last meal would be a quote “little boy between the age of 8 and can not be of Asian decent” and they are giving him his demand but not they way you’re think of, they have bought a African Girls remains over for him to have. Wanna read more about this story here’s the link

porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house. Also plumbers are not that hot!